Sunday, January 25, 2009

Delinquent!

As some of you may know, our little guy did not come on the promised due date.  Because of this, we have taken drastic measures.  As you can see below, we officially served him with an eviction notice.  Drastic?  Yes, but we just want the little guy to come out!!!!


EVICTION NOTICE



TO:   Baby Fuller

(Tenant Name)

  Middle of Kirsten Fuller, Womb #1

(Street)

  NSL, UT 84054

(City, State, Zip Code)



Pursuant to the provisions of WTF 540:2, you are hereby given an eviction notice and notice to vacate, on or before   immediately , 2009, the premises and uterus owned by  Kirsten Fuller  of the City of  North Salt Lake , in the County of  Davis , Utah, which premises are now occupied by you.

The reason for this eviction notice is:

/    x /  Your failure to birth upon the given due date, pursuant to WTF 540:2 II (a).  A demand to birth was served upon you on    January 25 , 2009  and you have refused and neglected to birth on the aforementioned due date.

You are hereby notified that you have no right to avoid this eviction, you are no longer welcome in the uterus of Kirsten Fuller and your presence in your newly decorated nursery is demanded, immediately. 



Dated:  January 25 , 2009

 Kirsten Fuller 

(Womblord/Mother Name)

 123 N. 456 W. 

(Street)

 NSL, UT 84054 

(City, State, Zip Code)

 Kirsten Fuller

(Signature)




I hereby certify that on the  25th day of  January , 2009, at 10:00  am/pm I gave in hand to/left at the abode of  Baby Fuller , above named, a true copy of the above original notice.



 Tim Fuller

(Signature)

11 comments:

Sabrina said...

Word on the street is you had contractions all weekend. Well it can't be long till he is here.

The Aitkens said...

Too funny! HOpefully he will come before I get there. I want as much time with the him as possible!

Crossing my fingers he doesn't break Aidan's record!

Bianca said...

This is hilarious! Good luck to you....can't wait to see the little guy.

MMB Peggy said...

You two crack me up. This is too funny! He's not even here yet and he is already tying you two up in knots. Sweet!!!

The Van Leeuwen Family said...

that's hilarious, love it! Don't worry, he'll be here before you know it.

Erika Hanks said...

So funny!!!!!! Can't wait to see the little guy!

Anonymous said...

where is my little mini-fuller? he's got stage fright. love the eviction notice.

--lisa

Adam and Cara Rigby said...

That is honestly the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! Sorry that he's late...I can't wait to see pics though :)

Barnes Squad said...

That is too funny. I thought he was coming on Saturday when I saw you. When he is ready he will come. It was fun to see you. Let us know when he arrives

The Kawasaki Kid's spot said...

That is funny... Womblord?

The Belyea Bunch said...

Wait till he asks for a security deposit refund and a cleaning deposit refund....then takes you to court for violating his equal rights to live where he wants.... Hurry and push him out...