Delinquent!

As some of you may know, our little guy did not come on the promised due date.  Because of this, we have taken drastic measures.  As you can see below, we officially served him with an eviction notice.  Drastic?  Yes, but we just want the little guy to come out!!!!

EVICTION NOTICE

TO:   Baby Fuller

(Tenant Name)

  Middle of Kirsten Fuller, Womb #1

(Street)

  NSL, UT 84054

(City, State, Zip Code)

Pursuant to the provisions of WTF 540:2, you are hereby given an eviction notice and notice to vacate, on or before   immediately , 2009, the premises and uterus owned by  Kirsten Fuller  of the City of  North Salt Lake , in the County of  Davis , Utah, which premises are now occupied by you.

The reason for this eviction notice is:

/    x /  Your failure to birth upon the given due date, pursuant to WTF 540:2 II (a).  A demand to birth was served upon you on    January 25 , 2009  and you have refused and neglected to birth on the aforementioned due date.

You are hereby notified that you have no right to avoid this eviction, you are no longer welcome in the uterus of Kirsten Fuller and your presence in your newly decorated nursery is demanded, immediately. 

Dated:  January 25 , 2009

 Kirsten Fuller 

(Womblord/Mother Name)

 123 N. 456 W. 

(Street)

 NSL, UT 84054 

(City, State, Zip Code)

 Kirsten Fuller

(Signature)

I hereby certify that on the  25^th day of  January , 2009, at 10:00  am/pm I gave in hand to/left at the abode of  Baby Fuller , above named, a true copy of the above original notice.

 Tim Fuller

(Signature)